People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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