Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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