Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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