Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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