Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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