his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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