You work out of a Hotel?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
