Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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