I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
