found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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