i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Randomize
