i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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