i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
this boner is exhausting
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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