i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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