haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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