question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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