4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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