Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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