I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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