you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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