do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
