Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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