Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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