i don't like sucking hair
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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