Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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