just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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