She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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