He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
