it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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