BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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