? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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