My hand turned me down
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I deserve this hangover.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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