Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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