fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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