He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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