Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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