I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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