we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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