I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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