great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
stop calling my apartment porn island.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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