I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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