But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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