Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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