Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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