I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
