You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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