This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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