"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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