just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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