piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's blow job season.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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